I miss my new dashboard. But I don’t really want to log out and destroy the only means I can access this old blog of mine. tch.
— Haruno Sakura from the blanket's (t)he (un)said
- someone: what are your plans for the weekend
- me: who knows
- me: (i know)
- me: (i'm not leaving the house)
Team 7 including Sai are resting on the beach. Sai spits out some embarrassing and naughty details he noticed about Sasuke regarding Sakura.
Mistakes are all mine.
The salty breeze is strong against the pale skin of the three shinobi sitting upon the picnic blanket in a straight line. The members of Team 7 watch on as Naruto and Hinata splash around in the water and Ino sunbakes upon her stomach close by. Though it seems that the blonde has fallen asleep leaving Sakura and Sasuke alone with their favourite socially inept team mate.
This was supposed to be a girls day but as soon as Naruto heard the word beach the rest of Team 7 had to come. Sai wanted to attend because he had never seen a beach before and Sasuke…Well who knows why he chose to follow. He has been an absolute grump since arriving at the peaceful location and Sakura wishes she could knock the funk right out of him. He is really putting a damper on the mood.
“Sasuke-kun, I swear if you don’t stop that I’m going to punch your pretty head off.” The pinkette says seriously through clenched teeth. Huffing, the woman moves to stand and waltz’s over to get the flask full of water. Her apple green bikini is the perfect outfit to get optimum sun time but the woman is a little disappointed that there will be no sunbathing properly. She can’t very well take her top off in front of the boys. Feeling annoyance surge through her form at the thought of her day being altered, the girl begins to feel slightly vindictive.
Ignoring the irritating scowl upon the Uchiha’s face, Sakura smiles politely at Sai and moves to sit back in between the two boys. Then, a wicked smile covers her features and the girl thinks – Fuck em. It isn’t like she is ashamed of her body. So schooching forward to lie on her stomach, Sakura undoes the flimsy tie of her bikini top and lets it drop beside her. Settling with her chin on her hands, the woman closes her eyes happily.
Realising something very important, the pinkette directs a question to Sai rather lazily. “Sai-kun, would you put some sun screen on my back and legs? I don’t want to turn into a tomato.” The woman waits for a moment, but silence continues to reign true. “Sai?”
“I don’t think Traitor-kun likes that idea Ugly.” The awkward nin replies honestly. “He is staring at me with his copying eyes and I do not wish to be set on fire.” Sai impresses upon her.
“That’s ridiculous Sai.” Sakura says, moving to sit up only to have Sasuke flash in front of her very quickly. His shirt is now draped over her front and the woman can’t help but smirk. “Sasuke. What are you -.” She begins but is pushed back into her previous position. Then, cool cream is dolloped on her form and the girl realises that he is doing it…Sasuke is actually putting sunscreen on her. What the hell?
“I’ll do it.” He says gruffly, keeping his eyes trained just off her body.
“Ugly.” Sai speaks up, and Sakura makes a relaxed, ‘Hm?’ noise. “You are arousing Traitor-kun, should I leave so the two of you can initiate coitus?” The very pale man sounds very serious and Sakura coughs in surprise.
“Shut up.” Sasuke growls in Sai’s direction and the girls eyes widen even further. Still, she is unable to see the interaction.
“Am I correct in my understanding that the two of you have what one would call an ‘intimate relationship’?” The ex root nin questions, leaning back on his arms.
“I said shut up baka.” The Uchiha snaps, but continues to put sun screen on the kunoichi before him.
“Um, well.” Sakura begins, ready to tell Sai he is incorrect.
“I have been baffled by this for quite some time now. So your input would be quite helpful Ugly. I have been researching intimate relationships between men and women, as you know. From the data that I have collected and my observation, you and Traitor-kun are engaged in what they call ‘going steady’.” His tone is completely informative and very rigid and Sasuke moves backward from the girl very quickly.
“What did you say?” Sakura asks, moving to sit again. This time she clutches the shirt to her front and the Uchiha symbol stares at Sasuke glaringly, making the shinobi blush to the tips of his ears. Thankfully, Sakura is too engrossed in the horrible conversation to notice him checking her out so obviously…and in such a possessive manner too.
“You are going steady, Is that correct?” Sai asks again, and he moves to cross his legs in thought.
“No Sai, we aren’t dating.” Sakura responds, completely surprised. Where on earth did he get such an idea?
“Oh. My apologies, I was sure I had that one right.” He frowns but continues on. “Can you please explain your strange behaviour then?” Making Sakura stutter - “Strange behaviour?”